Not in Public! A Tim Tebow Joke

It was late in the fourth quarter with the Denver Broncos down 9-3 when Tim Tebow (who had up to that point completed 3-16 passes for 29 yards) hit a wide open receiver (the cornerback had fallen down) to get his team to the one yard line.  Tim Tebow then rushed for the touchdown, dropped to one knee, and bowed his head in prayer for several seconds. 

The Denver Broncos won the game 10-9, and in the post-game press conference Tim Tebow thanked God and thanked Jesus Christ for the win but forgot to thank his defense that had kept the other team to three field goals.  During the press conference, he reminded the world that it was God and Jesus Christ who gave him the skills necessary to win the game.  He also talked for several minutes about how much he loved God and Jesus Christ. 

Then Tim Tebow’s really hot girlfriend ran into his arms in front of the crowd and cameras and tried to plant a sloppy wet kiss on him, but Tim Tebow stepped back and instead gave her an air hug. 

“What’s wrong?” Tim Tebow’s really hot girlfriend asked. 

“C’mon, honey,” Tim Tebow pleaded, embarrassed.  “You know that I think public displays of affection are tacky.”