Justin Timberlake Warns Mila Kunis about YouTube Marine Date

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were preparing for their dates with their respective YouTube marines.  The movie stars were upholding their commitments like great Americans should, but, as a wise young actress once said (paraphrase), a celebrity dating a marine is like communism- good in theory, in execution it fails. 

As they were trying on outfits, Justin Timberlake said, “You better be ready for anything on your date.  Do you know what Eleanor Roosevelt said about United States Marines?” 

“No,” Mila said (She might actually know in real life, but in this story she doesn’t). 

Justin Timberlake quoted: “The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen.” 

Mila responded, a bit apprehensive, “If that’s so true, why are you going on your date?” 

“My date is a girl,” Timberlake said.  “Clean body, filthy mind, high morale, low morals, that’s exactly what every guy is looking for in a woman.  Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”