IMF French Guy Dominique Strauss-Kahn Gets Off

One night during his house arrest, the ex-IMF French guy Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) finished showering and stepped out naked from his bathroom.  When he walked into his bedroom, still naked, he surprised his hot young maid, who was fluffing some pillows.  He leered at her.  She smiled at him. 

And a few hours later he was arrested again. 

A veteran police officer and a rookie were at the police station discussing the case and the prospects of the ex-IMF French guy going to prison. 

“The defense attorney said it’s an easy case,” the rookie said.  “The guy’s going to get off because when the maid told him to get off, he got off.” 

“That’s not what the prosecution thinks,” the veteran said.  “They said he won’t get off because when the maid told him to get off, he got off instead.” 

“Let me get this straight,” the rookie said.  “This guy might get off because he got off when the maid told him to get off, or he might not get off because he got off when the maid told him to get off.” 

“This is worse than ‘Who’s on First?’” said the veteran. 

“What are you talking about?” demanded the rookie. 

“You’ve never heard of ‘Who’s on First?’” the veteran asked, astonished at the lack of knowledge this young rookie had. 

“We already know who was on first,” the rookie said.  “We just don’t know how he got off.”