Aaaarrrrgh! Here’s another comic strip where my older brother lost the original drawing. Even the scrapbook version he saved is kind of messed up. This is one of my favorites as well, but the setup line is smudged over from the adhesive on the other side. Why is it THIS one that has to be messed up?
And just in case you don’t know, smoking was a thing in 1979.
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My older brother lost the original drawings for several episodes of his 1979 comic strip “Calloway the Castaway.” Thankfully, he cut out a copy of each strip from our local weekly newspaper and pasted them into a scrapbook that he’s somehow hung onto for over 40 years. The newsprint has yellowed, but the comic strip is still readable.
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And come back next week for The Lost Adventures of “Calloway the Castaway” Episode 14.
Out of all of his episodes of “Calloway the Castaway,” this one might make my older brother cringe the most. As it is, he gets uncomfortable looking at his old comic strips from 1979 because all he sees are the flaws, but he really doesn’t care for this one. Yeah, the punch line probably wouldn’t be taken well today, but for 1979 this was pretty light.
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Having a continuous storyline in a weekly comic strip had to be kind of kind of tough for my older brother when he was a cartoonist for our local weekly newspaper in 1979. Each episode had to be self-contained enough that new readers understood what was goin on without reading past episodes, and each episode had to be compelling enough for familiar readers to come back.
I think this comic strip works on both levels.
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The potential problem with drawing a weekly comic strip is that readers might not be able to keep track when the comic strip has an extended storyline. This was one of my older brother’s concerns in 1979 when he was drawing “Calloway the Castaway” for our local weekly newspaper. It’s one thing to have a continuing story for a daily comic strip that everybody reads. But a weekly in an obscure newspaper?
And now it’s a weekly on an obscure blog.
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My older brother doesn’t like looking at his early comic strips because when he does, all he sees are flaws. One of his concerns when he gave me permission to put his newly-found “Calloway the Castaway” comic strips on my blog was that a few of the episodes had humor that might be considered sexist today. Even though I might not be thought of as the best person to judge, I think the sexism (if it’s actually there) is somewhat mild, especially compared to 1970s standards.
The sexism (if it’s actually there) is probably mild compared to today’s standards too, but I’m not sure what today’s standards are. Anyway, when this comic strip was published back in 1979, the weekly local newspaper received no backlash, at least none that we know about.
For more, go to The Lost Adventures of “Calloway the Castaway” Episode 1!
And come back next week for The Lost Adventures of “Calloway the Castaway” Episode 10.
Back in 1979, the most popular video games in the arcades were Space Invaders, Asteroids, and some regular pinball machines that all looked alike to me. These games seem ancient when compared to what’s available today, but they’re still fun (and frustrating) whenever I find them in backroom arcades with the old, good stuff.
If the arcade game in the comic strip below looks archaic, that’s because video games looked like that in 1979 when my older brother’s comic strip came out in our local weekly newspaper. Those of you who were around back then, you probably remember some of those games.
For more, go to The Lost Adventures of “Calloway the Castaway” Episode 1!
And come back next week for The Lost Adventures of “Calloway the Castaway”: Episode 9.
Television ads for the movie version of The Late Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey used to scare the crap out of me when I was a kid in the 1970s. Looking back on the ad now, it’s really cheesy, but keep in mind that back then there were only three television channels, with no cable/streaming, no internet, and no social media. Kids weren’t exposed to as much as they are now.
The tv ads were on in the afternoon when kids were watching syndicated cartoons after school. Even back then, advertisers were warping the minds of children.
CHEESY MOVIE TRAILER ALERT!!!!
At any rate, I never read the book The Late Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey until this week when I saw an old copy at a used book store, and I decided to face my childhood fears. It’s tough to give a fair review of a book like this, though, because I automatically don’t have a favorable view of it.
In The Late Great Planet Earth, the author interpreted a lot of Biblical verses, including several from the book Revelation, and made a bunch of predictions based on his interpretations. When it comes to interpreting The Holy Bible, I’m not a Revelation kind of guy. Revelation causes a lot of arguing amongst people who probably don’t even know what they’re talking about, so I stay out of that stuff.
Instead, I’m a Sermon on the Mount guy. It’s short, and it’s clear in a lot of ways. Basically, I’d rather work on myself and not worry about judging others too much. If these ARE the end times, then I still need to behave properly during them, and I can’t control much (if anything) of what’s going on around me anyway.
Of course, the apocalyptic predictions in The Late Great Planet Earth didn’t come true (or haven’t come true yet). I could just make fun of all the predictions that haven’t come true, but I won’t because I don’t want to jinx anything. I’d feel really stupid if I made fun of The Late Great Planet Earth, and then the next day all of the author’s predictions came true, just 50+ years later.
Now that I think about it, it’s kind of arrogant (or paranoid) to think that you’re the generation that’s living through “the era of the Anti-Christ” (whatever that even means). Out of all the generations that have lived since the Christ walked the earth, and all the generations after us, WE’RE supposedly the THE generation that will see the… Ugh, I don’t even want to get into it.
I have to admit, though, this book is kind of entertaining, and I can see where Lindsey was coming from because a lot of people think/thought the 1960s and 1970s sucked from economic, social, and foreign policy points of view. A lot was going wrong in the United States when this book was selling millions of copies. Riots across the country. Politicians were getting assassinated. The Watergate scandal added more political instability. Saigon fell to the communists, making the Vietnam War a giant waste/failure. Both inflation and interest rates were high. At the end of the decade, President Jimmy Carter even said the country was in a “national malaise.” The 1970s was a great decade for a book like The Late Great Planet Earth.
I actually don’t mind a little fear mongering with my first cup of coffee. Times have always had the potential to go really bad, and times will always have the potential to go really bad. I’m just wary of people who try to make money off that fear, and this book (along with its low budget movie) seem to have been doing that.
Maybe right now is a great time for another book like The Late Great Planet Earth, but I’m not going to be the guy who writes it.
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I had fun reading The Late Great Planet Earth. And I’m not scared of it or the movie trailer anymore. I have faced my fears!
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When my older brother’s comic strip “Calloway the Castaway” came out in 1979, inflation was a major financial issue in the United States, maybe even more so than it is now. I’m not sure how I feel about inflation also being an issue on other planets. I guess some human problems are universal.
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Middle-aged men seem to like my one novel, The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy. This makes sense since I’m a middle-aged (or slightly older) guy and the narrator is a middle-aged man looking back on an event from decades ago. That approach might not appeal as much to women who seem to read most romantic comedies as it does for a middle-aged man, but I understand that.
I know The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy has some appeal to middle-aged men because middle-aged men have finished reading the book and sometimes finish it kind of quickly. They’ve also been initiating conversations with me about it after they’ve read it.
Honestly, I was expecting to get no reaction from people who bought (or were given) my book. I figured most people were being polite and would just put the book someplace and let it disappear after a while.
Now that I’m sure that The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy has a target audience, I wonder how to get more middle-aged men to read the book. As much as I like my orange book cover, I can see that it might not have the greatest appeal to the average middle-aged (or slightly older) male reader.
I was thinking of maybe changing the cover illustration to a more Frank Frazetta-ish style.
Frank Frazetta was an illustrator known for his paintings of heroic fantasy images. Most of my favorite fantasy and sword & sorcery books that I bought in the 1970s and 1980s had Frank Frazetta covers. Sometimes I would knowingly buy a crappy book just because Frank Frazetta had done the cover. Most of the middle-aged (or slightly older) men who’ve read The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy know who Frank Frazetta was… but I don’t think it’s necessary information for you to know in order to enjoy reading The Sunset Rises.
Frank Frazetta died about 15 years ago, so I can’t hire him to illustrate a new version of my book cover. Even if he were still alive, I probably wouldn’t be able to afford his services. I’m doing okay financially (for now), but I’m not sure I’m doing that okay.
Even though a Frank Frazetta type cover might attract a subgroup of middle-aged men (and maybe even some young men), it would probably turn off a bunch of potential female readers. I’m not 100% sure of that, but I’m pretty close to sure. A few women have read The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy, and the response has been more mixed (a combination of no reactions, positive reactions, and a couple accusations of my being misogynistic). Since middle-aged men have been more consistent, I’m confident they could be my target audience.
Just so middle-aged male readers know, there are no explicitly sexual scenes in The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy. I’m sorry if that disappoints any potential readers. There is one ‘turn off the lights’ scene that almost gets explicit, and there are a bunch of sexual references and innuendoes, but I’ve seen worse (‘worse’ might not be the right word, but you know what I mean) in mainstream romance novels. And don’t get me started about what I’ve seen in ‘romanticies.’
I probably should have figured out my target audience before I published my book, but I do things out of order sometimes. The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy is probably the only novel that I’m going to write, so I have the rest of my life to market/sell it. It’s not like I’m moving on to another novel that I’m selling in six months. This is a one-of-a-kind book, so I can take my time.
By the way, I’m probably not going to change my book cover.
Hey middle-aged (or slightly older) men, you might like my one book, The Sunset Rises, A 1990s Romantic Comedy!
*****
A grammar-obsessed English teacher falls in ‘luuuvvv’ but discovers how chaotic and dangerous ‘luuuvvv’ can be.
The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy
Get a signed copy of my one and only novel, The Sunset Rises: A 1990s Romantic Comedy! My handwriting is actually legible! Free delivery in the United States!
$10.00
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