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An Occupy Wall Street Joke

October 20, 2011

The Occupy Wall Street rallies had lots of weird stuff going on, but one of the craziest events involved a protestor having a bowel movement on a police car.  The police officers didn’t appreciate this form of political speech, so they engaged in their own version of free expression with a combination of tasers, pepper spray, and a good old fashioned beating. 

Once everybody had worked through their issues, the police officer asked the defecating demonstrator, “Why are you causing all this trouble?” 

“Jobs!  Jobs!  Jobs!” the pooping protestor chanted.  “Wall Street greed has made jobs hard to find.” 

“Then start your own business,” the police officer suggested. 

“That’s what I’m doing,” the demonstrator said.  “I just opened a car wash down the street, and I’m trying to get more customers.”

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