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President Obama and Why Cool Politicians Don’t Do Television

April 28, 2012
President Barack Obama and the First Lady Mich...

“Hope and change” wasn’t supposed to mean “I hope they’re not on my favorite show because if they are, I’ll change the channel.” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Republicans complain that President Obama is a celebrity president (in a bad way) because he’s been on a lot of television shows recently.  Democrats pretend that Obama is a cool president (in a good way) because he’s been on a lot of television shows recently.  Republicans and Democrats disagree on a lot of things, including the positive and negative connotations of the words “celebrity” and “cool.” 

Republicans are right that the Obamas have been on way too many shows in the last few weeks.  I won’t even bother to list them because then I’d have to do research that would be boring.  “Hope and change” wasn’t supposed to mean, “I hope the Obamas aren’t on my favorite show because if they are I’ll change the channel.” 

Obama can’t be blamed for wanting to make television appearances.  In the old days (before cable), all a president had to do to get on television was to call a press conference.  The three networks would preempt their shows, and anybody who wanted to watch television that night had to watch the president.  It didn’t matter if the president was boring; everyone had to watch.  With cable and the internet, only a wonk is going to watch, so a president has to work harder to get noticed. 

The first celebrity president was Bill Clinton when (as a candidate) he played saxophone on Arsenio Hall (yeah, I know, the idea of Arsenio Hall with a talk show is weird, but it happened).  The first George Bush would never have done something like that (though he did sky dive, and that is way cooler than playing saxophone, but faux cool people won’t admit it).  Now every politician that wants to be successful at the national level is expected to make talk show appearances.  And they always suck. 

Political appearances on television shows suck because they’re boring.  But then again, so is President Obama.  Supporters might claim that Obama’s on television so much because he’s cool, but that’s not true.  President Obama is on television so much because he’s boring.  He needs a celebrity around him to make him interesting.  He needs a celebrity to dance with him.  He needs a slow jam to keep the audience from nodding off. 

I’ve listened to many (too many) Obama speeches over the last few years, and I can’t remember a thing he’s said.  Maybe he told students to work hard in school a few times. 

President Obama is so boring that he wrote about eating a dog in one of his memoirs, and it took almost twenty years for anybody to notice. 

President Obama even made Mythbusters boring.   He called them to the Oval Office and then asked them to look into something silly like Archimedes setting ships on fire.  Are you serious?  He should have asked them to look into his birth certificate.  At least that wouldn’t have been boring. 

Republicans claim there’s a double standard when it comes to Hollywood and television talk shows, and they may be right.  When Michelle Bachmann went on Jimmy Fallon, the band played vulgar ska to insult her without her knowing it at the time.  Some Republicans were upset, but they don’t realize that vulgar ska is way cooler than a slow jam.  If I ever become a politician and go on a talk show (doubtful, because I shame way too easily), I want the show’s band to play vulgar ska as I step onto the stage. 

Having a president (or any politician) on talk shows was a fresh idea in the 1990’s (kind of like using “fresh” as an adjective to describe something new was fresh in the 1990’s), but it’s a bit stale now.  And people who say that Obama is cool because he goes on television shows are being disingenuous. 

Internet videos?  Now those are fresh.  If Democrats could release a YouTube video of Obama hitting John Boehner in the nuts with an errant golf swing, I’d watch that over and over, no matter what stupid ad hominem attack slogan accompanied it. 

Going on television show after television show?  That gets old, and it isn’t cool. 

Watching a politician get hit in the nuts with an errant golf swing?  That would never get old, and it’s always cool.

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8 Comments
  1. Nothing funnier than some guy getting hit in the nuts; never gets old 🙂

  2. I agree, Mitt Romney is much more interesting than Obama. You never know which of his positions Mitt is going to change next.

  3. Dave permalink

    Interesting thoughts. I hadn’t thought of those before.

  4. Seen the video of Obama singing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”?
    Totally not boring. Maybe even a little sexy…

  5. justturnright permalink

    DL: Funny post!

    Two things:
    1) You’re dead on about the ‘boring’ thing. So the question is, why does Obama use the ‘prompters so much? It’s ’cause he stinks when he speaks off the cuff. Classic catch-22, and it’s not workin’ for him. When a boring guy tries to plan out how to NOT be boring, it still comes off as boring PLUS……sorta pathetic. Not helpful perceptions if you’re the leader o’ the free world.

    2) GREAT line: “He should have asked them to look into his birth certificate. At least that wouldn’t have been boring.”

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