Mailing It in- A United States Post Office Joke
A demolition crew was getting ready to tear down a recently closed United States Post Office when a member of the crew ran out from the building to his foreman.
“Sir, you can’t blow up the post office yet,” the demolition guy said to his boss. “There are still a bunch of postal workers in there walking around aimlessly like zombies.”
“Why are they in there?” the foreman asked, exasperated. “They’re not protesting, are they?”
“They don’t know they’ve been laid off, sir,” replied the demolition guy. “The government sent their termination notices in the mail last month, but the postal workers haven’t gotten them yet.”
Yeah, I might get accused of mailing this one in.