Kim Kardashian Falls in Love- A Reality Show Joke

Contrary to popular belief, Kim Kardashian is NOT “famous for being famous”; she’s famous for looking like this and dressing like that. Image via Wikipedia

Soon after filing for divorce and making millions of devoted fans feel cheated, Kim Kardashian fell in love.  Really, Kim Kardashian fell in love.  I’m serious, Kim Kardashian truly, truly fell in love, and it was like nothing she had ever felt before.  Confused by these new emotions, Kim decided to (put on a really tight dress and) talk to a trusted friend. 

After excitedly telling her trusted friend about this man with whom she fell in love (his name must remain secret), Kim said, “I know that it sounds cynical and insincere, but I’m really in love with this wonderful man.  I’m really in love this time. You must believe me.” 

Kim’s trusted friend looked around the room, perplexed, and then looked at Kim.  “I believe you,” the trusted friend said. 

“Thank you!” Kim said, excited and relieved.  “How can you tell that I’m really in love this time?  Is it the rosy blush in my cheeks?  Is it the passion in my voice?” 

“No,” Kim’s trusted friend said.  

“Then how can you tell I’m truly in love?” 

Kim’s trusted friend looked around the room and said, “Because you forgot to bring your camera crew with you.”