Bank Robbing Stripper and Her Brothers Get Caught, Confess to Doing It

The stripper bank robber and her younger brother had made headlines all week with their cross-country crime spree, but now they were finally caught.  Their car was crashed off the highway.  The alleged criminals were in custody.  There was no doubt about their innocence or guilt, but one question still lingered in the minds of the police officers who had captured them.  The part-time topless dancer and her brother had a reputation of being close, but nobody knew how close they really were.  Had the brother ever crossed the line into inappropriate intra-family behavior with his hellion sister?

The world had to know.

“They crossed enough state lines,” one police officer was overheard saying.  “I bet they crossed that line too.”

The police officers argued about whether or not this inappropriate behavior had ever occurred.  All of them were uncomfortable enough with the subject matter not to have DNA evidence collected, so finally one of the best interrogators agreed to ask the brother about the topic.  The officers made quick wagers, and the lead interrogator approached the brother who was sitting in the back of a squad car.

After a few awkward initial questions, the interrogator finally asked, “Did you  ever… uh, … do it with your sister?”

“Hell yeah, I did it with my sister,” the brother said.  “We did it all together.”

The cops laughed, and money changed hands.

But the police officer wasn’t done with the interrogation yet.  “What exactly did you do… with… your sister?”

“We robbed the banks together,” the brother said.  “We even shot at cops together.”

“Listen carefully.  This is very important,” the cop said slowly.  “Did you ever… do… it… with… your sister?”

The brother understood what the cops were asking, he was horrified.  He yelled out, “No!  No!” with lots of profanity mixed in.  The cops recognized his disgust as sincere, and money again switched hands.

“That’s the line you won’t cross?” one police officer asked, exasperated.  “You’re okay with everything on your rap sheet, but this is what disgusts you.”

“She’s almost ten years older than me,” the brother explained with indignation.  “Where we’re from, she’s old enough to be my mother.”

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AAArrrgh!  This was lame, even by my standards.  This is what happens when you try to participate in one of those “write 100 posts in 100 days” challenges.  Don’t do it!  Let this lame joke be your warning!