Best Sarah Palin Jokes Ever!

Palin critics who don’t understand the context of this shirt would probably make a joke about it being a metaphor for her presidential aspirations. Image via Wikipedia

If you’re tired of the run-of-the-mill Sarah Palin joke (“She can see Russia from her house… Yawn.”), try these fresh Sarah Palin jokes written by the folks at Dysfunctional Literacy… that’s pretty much just me.

DISCLAIMER!  The  anecdotes below were originally presented on other pages of Dysfunctional Literacy and have been put together by popular demand (more like a couple requests).

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SARAH PALIN DECIDES TO RUN NOT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Sarah Palin was on a bus tour in a Republican primary state, and journalists who kept insisting she had no chance of becoming president kept on following her.  After a rousing speech, she took questions from the press, who kept asking her if she was going to run for president.  When she refused to give a yes-or-no answer, they badgered her by telling her the polls had her in single digits.

“Polls are for strippers to dance around and Russians to conquer,” Sarah Palin said.  “My decision will not be based on polls.”

After much bantering back and forth, a family at the back of the crowd finally started chanting, “Four, three, two, one! Tell us if you’re going to run!”

“Wow!” one journalist said to another.  “Palin should know things are getting bad when even Tea Partiers are getting impatient with her.”

“Tea Partiers?” the other journalist said.  “That’s Sarah Palin’s family.”

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I deleted the rest of this blog post because it was kind of stupid, and it doesn’t fit this blog’s purpose.  At the time, I was experimenting with search engine algorithms (that’s a whole different topic), and I learned what I needed to learn (and I can write about that another time), but I ended up with dozens of stupid blog posts that aren’t appropriate for my blog’s purpose anymore. I’ve kept other stupid blog posts that actually are appropriate content for Dysfunctional Literacy.