Wife Puts Man’s Junk in Garbage Disposal

Like a bad episode of Law & Order, this story is ripped from today’s headlines. 

One night a man and his wife had an argument, evidently one of many.  He liked to have friends over all the time, and this made her angry, so angry that on this particular night she put some poison in his food.  It made the husband fall asleep, and as he slept, she tied him to a bedpost and pulled off his pants. When he woke up, he discovered that she had taken his junk away from him and put it in the garbage disposal. 

“See?” the man said, in pain but vindicated.  “This is why I wanted to have my friends here all the time.”